bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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