awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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