She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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