my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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