No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Randomize
