I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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