community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
no you cant smoke seaweed
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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