You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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