im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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