I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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