I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I am mentally ready for anal.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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