I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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