Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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