I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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