I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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