I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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