My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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