I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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