I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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