is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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