We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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