Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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