I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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