How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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