Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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