): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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