He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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