i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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