her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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