and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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