Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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