I cockslap morals
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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