i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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