You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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