Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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