I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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