Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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