is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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