Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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