This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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