on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
only if we run a train.
done.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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