Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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