I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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