Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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