the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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