So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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