Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
