Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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