Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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