Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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