so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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