it hurts more in the daytime
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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