wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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