We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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