i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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